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this is horror

Hey everyone - just wanted to warn yall that layoff season is upon us. I just got the axe today. I got an email from Jennifer W. saying "Free Pizza on 24. First come first serve." I ran up there as fast as I could, but there was no pizza. Instead, I found the entire talent team waiting in ambush. They huddled all ~60 of us pizza persons together and told us with a bullhorn that "if we had enough time for pizza, we obviously didn't have enough to do around here." They then made us take the service elevator out so we wouldn't disturb morale. To their credit, on the way out they did hand us each a $5 gift card to little ceasers, so l'd probably make the same choices again, if given the option. Ymmv
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@micr0 The image is a screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/deloitte. The post is titled "Ignore 'Free Pizza' email - just got laid off" and is written by a user named shankapotomous. The post is timestamped "2 days ago." The post's content is a humorous recounting of a laid-off employee's experience with a "Free Pizza" email. The employee describes receiving an email from Jennifer W. announcing free pizza on the 24th, only to find the entire talent team waiting in ambush. The team then informs the employee that if they had enough time for pizza, they obviously didn't have enough to do around the office. The employee is then escorted out of the building via the service elevator and given a $5 gift card to Little Caesars. The post concludes with the employee stating they would probably make the same choices again if given the option, followed by "Ymmv" (Your mileage may vary).

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Is there a company that honestly considers that a good way to select people for layoffs? Management must be desperately incompetent. Maybe fire them instead.

@micr0@wetdry.world lmao american work culture is so toxic i can imagine this being real ​:blobcatlaugh:​

@micr0 It's 2 layers of horror, first they fire you, then they try to convince you that Little Cesars is pizza 🤮

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@BlowUpRadio @micr0 Three layers. First you work for some place as useless as a consulting firm.

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