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@darl sent me this, idk the original source

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I will take this opportunity
If you wanna lend me a hand at repairing some of my tech:

Ko-Fi.com/cyrus42

PROPRIETARY BACKDOOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS A: I want a backdoor in my software *Person walks over to the other side of a mat* A: I ask the corpo to grant me access OPEN SOURCE BACKDOOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS 1. Find not well maintained project *Person swinging from one bar to the next, from their hands to their feet* 2. Spend 5 years gaining maintainer's trust *Person swinging between ropes with rings attached* 3. Insert brittle system to introduce vulnerability *Person jumping over an obstacle* 4. Immediately get noticed by an autist due to 0.5s startup delay (Drawing is unclear): *Person jumping over or falling onto a burning car, with a second character stopping them, or being fallen on-top of*
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@cyrus @darl when you put it this way, it is real funny 🤣

@ayo the fact that it happened this way is honestly kind of unbelivable :blobcatupsidedown:

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