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IRL: I slammed my dick in a car door

fedi: [ph-] ughghghghgh I slammed my dick in a car door AGAIN :neocar_woozy:

twitter: dics in car bio

GNU mailing list: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Car door dependency in systemdick? - unacceptable, this car door uses a binary blob.

Reddit: I[F31] slammed my dick in a car door[Ford, 2014], AITA?

tiktok: [AI voice over Minecraft footage] Oh man, chat, I just unalived my eggplant by slimming it in a dart door

Linkedin: proud to announce that my team has boosted sales by 200% and DEMOLISHED all goals by using AI-powered car doors to CRUSH the competition (and my dick)

BlueSky: why car-door slamming is dangerous to the dick community. a thread

NextDoor: NOTICE - a car door was seen in the neighborhood, slamming people's unmentionables. If you are the owner of this car, know that the police have been called