while it's still tangentially related: the moon landing should be a federal holiday and it's crazy that it isn't

god gives his toughest battles (having to use dsl in 2023) to his strongest warriors (me)

dropping my laptop on various interstates because i grossly misunderstood the term "information highway"

i think if you're "desensitized" to gore you might have something wrong going on

if i was a tesla car I would blow up

oh wait hold on I think we forgot to... just a sec... ok there we go

yeah i like programming in mokneylang, very fast low level language

Customer: I LOVE CATS!!
DMV: MEOW CAT REFERENCE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

bideo ganme

just got a notification that wednesday its going to be -50(f) wind chill. i am going to go outside and start sobbing and use my frozen tears to beat up the children that make fun of me

going to ask this here too:

when do you open presents?

this american life remains the only podcast i will start sobbing about

she slonking on my shit silly style

ⓘ 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

Chag sameach

i was so annoying on twitter and now i can be even more annoying with 1500 characters this is too much power. i hope you all like columbo

this matsodon shit is pretty cool but ill be damned if i let linux users make me do one more thing