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This is what Conservapedia's "gender-confused people" page says.

Gender-confused people love degenerate, liberal culture, especially depraved video games, such as ULTRAKILL - an extremely violent, Satanic shooter, Fallout: New Vegas - an anti-American (Fallout series makes fun of 1950s American culture), pro-SJW RPG and Celeste - a platformer which gives gender-confused people unrealistic power fantasies (such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess).
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@memes tbh if we did naturally possess the ability to double jump, I would agree that we should be banned from sports.

@Catriona @memes nah, Super Mario Bros 2 demonstrated that cis women can hover briefly after jumping so the final jump distance should be about the same.

@catgirlQueer @cygnathreadbare @Catriona @memes maybe it's just a really slow double jump that barely cancels out gravity

@apophis @cygnathreadbare @catgirlQueer @memes

I mean it's academic since Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't real.

It was all just a dream.

@memes@wetdry.world what they don't realize is that we do actually learn double-jump at lv 20 lmao

@memes

The fact they hate it makes it good, innit.

@memes its an air dash! double jump just goes up but in celeste you control the direction!
@memes scout tf2 is a double jump, madeline celeste is an air dash!!!

@memes okay conservatives are dumb but at least the ones who wrote that got what Fallout is about, that shows more insight than a huge chunk of the Fallout fanbase.

@memes

Cishets wish they could double jump like us :blob_thinking_smirk:

@memes

It's nice to see them openly embrace 1950's American culture instead of just implying that women should aspire to be pregnant housewives addicted to Valium.

@memes I'm going to start insisting that trans folks can all double jump.

@memes@wetdry.world
Why you "will never be a woman" or whatever the fuck according to Republican Wikipedia:
- You can't double jump ​:neofox_smug:​

smh madeline doesn’t double jump, she airdashes

learn the lore

@memes
I really like the need to clarify that trans people can’t naturally double-jump.

@memes
But they might be able to do it unnaturally, through the power of HRT and uwu

@cthululemon @memes lmao same thought but i didnt notice

@memes it's funny because i just started playing celeste today

@memes if you told me this is a parody I'd believe it, it's just that out there

@memes

ultrakill satanic

But you literally kill demons :neocat_confused:

@Clover @memes I wonder what they think of Doom?
I want to make a gay af Doom dating sim and they'd definitely hate that

@memes honestly, that last thing feels almost right for an Encyclopædia Dramatica article.
Good times.
(I don't recommend looking btw, unless you are immature and like shock humour like me and also don't have much trauma)

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@mausu @memes motherfucker put Undertale as "debatable"

@mausu @memes bro made an entire essay for The Beauty and The Beast (2017) :blobcatshrug:

@mausu @memes

"Moving your body is bad when it's supported by The Enemy"

Konami has supported then-FLOTUS Michelle Obama's Let's Move exercise program in 2013 during E3.

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@Hertog @mausu @memes sorry i had to

> Ace Combat 04:Shattered Skies: To destroy Amerikkka, the player has to fly inside the metropol and destroy the towers and commercial activity inside. This symbolizes Jesus sacrificing his life as the Lamb of God to save mankind from their sins as the player is "sacrificing" his life to stop the amerikkkans killing civilians.

@mausu @memes It's bad when I can't tell if this is satire.

@mausu @memes If it was any other site I'd invoke Poe's Law, but...

This kind of dipshittery is how I got my Metroid cart way back when.

@mausu@meow.social @memes@wetdry.world

BMX XXX
Idk how it ended up there. It seemed like it would've just been forgotten by everyone. ​:neofox_confused:​
Spore: The game revolves around the concept of Evolution.
Science has been one of my favorite childhood subjects, so I'll be a whiny-ass-snowflake and say that evolution is cool. ​:neofox_glasses:​
The Metal Gear Solid series by Hideo Kojima blatantly pushes anti-Americanism, post-modernism, nihilism
Eh? Metal Gear is more than just laughing at Solid Snake dying? ​:neofox_boop_googly:​ /j
In all seriousness, America not good.
The Simpsons Road Rage: Blatantly pushes an anti-nuclear energy agenda
Fair??? As achievable as a world powered by renewables is, we've found that nuclear energy is not as harmful as we thought (especially compared to options like coal and gas).

@RedCyberPandaz @memes Conservative speedrun challenge in Mario 64 (impossible) :blobcatgiggle2:

@memes Reading this makes me want a long list of conservative reviews of various videogames

@memes They say to be the change you want to see in the world, but unfortunately they don't have almost any articles about videogames and also i think their website might be getting DDOSed.

There are open source alternatives to Minecraft that also have followings, and which can be helpful in improving programming skills among those who like the game.

Don't you just love open source alternatives to videogames?

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@NoFood4u @memes honestly same

I made the mistake of reading what someone on mumsnet thinks of nonbinary people and they were sooooooo close with "if that's true, gender doesn't matter??" and then fucked up the landing with "so we should just use M/F anyway".

Swing and a miss. But fascinating process

@memes@wetdry.world Celeste is a hidden gem for Nintendo switch which you should buy 5 copies of because the poor indie developers are STARVING and please remember to buy the switch version because these poor indie developers need MONEY from you and Nintendo only takes 30% PLEASE buy this hidden gem

@memes (they don't know we actually can double-jump. we just hide it from them)

@memes i love celeste but i am not trans

(yet)

@mono with phrasing like that the egg's gonna crack eventually... :blobcat3c:

@mono That's what I thought when I played Celeste.

See where that got me.

@memes Mhm yes I fold at the thought of being able to do double jumps ;3

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