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say it with me folks
mobile gamers are not
@cardboardglasses mobile gamers are not:
seeking to have the same experiences with gaming as i am
@shroomie ok... i'm gonna put "gamers" for you
@cardboardglasses what’re u gonna do, put mobile gamers in a centrifuge until they agree to play half-life?
@bluestaggo@shroomie @cardboardglasses Be careful with what you say
@bluestaggo @shroomie HEARTBREAKING: gamers are getting smarter 
@bluestaggo @cardboardglasses i mean i’ve always considered mobile games to be less of “games on phone” and more a certain genre of low-depth, arcadey style games.
@bluestaggo @cardboardglasses think candy crush, crossy road, and cut-the rope.
(pretend this text is small) huh all of their names start with the letter ‘c’
@bluestaggo@shroomie @cardboardglasses Well in that case, get them to play Half-Life RIGHT NOW