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This PC doesn't currently meet the minimum system requirements to run Joe Biden.

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I don't get what the fuzz around all these DMs is about. How exactly am I supposed to encrypt this?

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How to ensure your open source software is never used by corporations? Call it things like “pissmaster 9000”
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The first thing anybody should do on Mastodon is create a tab for #mastocats

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The 4-clause BSD license (Broadway Song & Dance) requires the user to spontaneously burst into a choreographed musical number praising The Regents of the University of California
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#FediTips If you find the lack of algorithms, likes/dislikes, and other Standard Social Media Features™ make the site boring, you can do other cool things such as:

Taking a walk out in nature
Making some art
Cooking some good food
Read a book

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Congratulations to the Twitter team on their incredible journey!
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The computer is your enemy. Do NOT trust its anomalies. It will never be on your side.
In event of cognitohazard, shred the root directory, encrypt with LUKS2, and destroy the key. Place the drive in a 12" x 12" x 12" steel box of width 2". monitor it at all times.

i hate white people with apartheid money lalalalalalalalal

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KDE would like to thank our "good" friends at Neowin for their contribution to this year's April Fools' joke.

Unfortunately they missed the memo (again!) as there are still two months to go until April 1st 🤡.

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